Warning, these aren't your typical boob jobs I am referring to. Graphic descriptions of positively insane surgeries are ahead. Ladies, stop being retarded already. If you are considering plastic surgery of any sort, you should be doing it for only one reason, yourself. And not yourself as in "I will feel more confident when seeking a man". I just watched the most stomach turning documentary about vaginal plastic surgery. Done while the patient is awake and only under local anesthetic. If that doesn't have you in the fetal position on the floor, then you need therapy girl. Here I will lay out the top five most ridiculous, idiotic plastic surgeries I think a woman can get. Take heed in that you should be weary of ever going under the knife. Especially for these procedures.
5. Butt implants. Whether Kim Kardashian wants to admit it or not, this is something she most likely did. And so do thousands of other women each year. At $15,000 a pop, couldn't you just do some toning and call it a day?
4. Dimple-plasty. Okay, ladies. This surgery gives you permanent dimples. Not dimples only when you smile. You realize dimples are like a friggen dead muscle right? PS: As you age, so does this surgery. Your dimple will be nothing but a glorified pock mark in 20 years.
3. Ear lobe rejuvenation. Really? Really?!?! Who's looking that closely?
2. Hymenoplasty. This is a sad and serious surgery. Basically your vagina is mutilated so you bleed like a virgin when you first have sex after the surgery. Women in stupid oppressive cultures feel forced to do this because they could be disowned, rejected or even killed if the hymen is broken before marriage. That's insane. I can't believe cultures still abuse women like that. As for you "western" women who want to be virgins again... Get over it! You lost it! Who wants to bleed on 1400 thread count sheets anyway?
1. Labiaplasty. I just saw "The Perfect Vagina"... Thanks, Ellen. Now I will have nightmares. But seriously, it was gruesome. This poor teenage girl laid down and had a local. Then the doctor razored off the inner parts of her vagina. Because boys made fun of her. The surgery was grotesque. The recovery bloody and obviously painful. All because boys made fun of her.
Look this is crazy. When are women going to stop subjecting themselves to abuse and torture for men?
PS: The scrotum is the ugliest body part ever. EVER. Especially as it ages.