Some people are so annoying about presentation. Fold the napkins right, OR I WILL SMACK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!!! Heaving forbid you not plan a proper menu in the appropriate font. COMIC SANS IS DISGUSTING! (Seriously, I once read that people who use comic sans are illiterate. Okay, I didn't. But it seems plausible, right?) When will these nutcases let go?
Never. Okay? Live with it. So I like linen napkins and festive menus. Get over it. You know what? The world needs people like me, just like the world needs Thanksgiving. And so, I give you this:
THE THANKSGIVING DAY POWERPOINT (Draft 1.035 of course)
Note: Yes, it's layered and the animations take care of that. Also, note the play on "thank-full". You're welcome. Always open strong.
Note: You see how I separated church and state? Thanks to the comparison lay-out, you can be sure that you don't enrage one of your PC friends. And notice that while I clearly show a bias, I do it in a nice way. Can one argue against praying for Barack Obama? Exactly.
Now I had more slides, but I just realized that I need to create a presentation for moving into our new apartment. So, you can savor the Powerpoint goodness I gave you here and perhaps consider a template of your own to annoy relatives and friends with this holiday season.
"Don't make a mockery of Thanksgiving by eating microwave pizza."