Yes, I am not posting daily (which is a major FAILy! HA!) but I promise it's for a good reason. My house desperately needs my attention. Can you believe it's December 9th and my Christmas tree ISN'T up yet? What up with that? So, I've been thinking, perhaps my woes can be best expressed through my interpretations of Journey songs. I have a few that I've run through my head, still debating on whether to send my ideas to Glee. (Yes, I know they did Journey - but this is a twist) Try my latest idea on for size, it's about the perfect Christmas home.
Don't Stop Obsessing (Don't Stop Believin')
I'm just a working girl, living in a smart-phone world... I took the Metro train and I late again.
He's just a nice husband, dealing with a crazy wife... He took his SUV to the live tree lot.
Don't stop, OBSESSING! You'll have that Martha Christmas yet!
Keep on cleaning! You're guests haven't arrived yet!
No? Not working for you?
Well, fine. How about my take on "Anyway you want it"? It's called "This is how I need it". It's about explaining what you need to a sales associate who's a little slow.
While I fix up the house and obsess over things, I missed how Barack Obama and his party got into a domestic dispute over the tax issue (insert HUGE eyeroll). Or how some Aaron guy slammed Sarah Palin's hunting. Oh give me a break. If you don't like Sarah Palin, don't watch her on TV or read her books. Good gracious. If it wasn't whining over Bristol on DWTS, it's crying over Sarah's TLC program. Please. If you have beef with the Palins and fame, perhaps you should also be really up in arms over the useless nitwits on the other reality shows. Palin is using fame for political agenda? REALLY? YOU'RE KIDDING??!?!?! Nothing like Barack Obama's pre-presidential BOOKS!
Sigh. It's not even about politics anymore. It's really not. I am just so sick of people whining.
In case you didn't get the memo, the only person with a "whine pass" is me. ;)
And that "whine pass" gets me NOWHERE.