Let me preface this with stating, I have NO vocal or theatrical talent. I can sing ONE song without my voice cracking.So I have no right to dis, but I will anyway.
Anyway, how does Britney Spears keep regenerating? She's like a fricken alien who can regrow limbs and inflict mind control on the masses! She's had repeated career-ending disaster dramas, and yet, here she is. Newly minted single ready for that #1 spot. And dare I say, I will probably end up liking it.
Really, when she isn't marrying random losers, having kids, gaining and losing weight, getting into fights, being rushed to the hospital, crying, or having wardrobe malfunctions, the woman is churning out one hit after another. It's the ultimate slap in the face to Hollywood and the nation. Britney Spears dares you to challenge her not to have yet another comeback. (which comeback are we on by the way? 35?)
We're talking about a woman who SHAVED HER HEAD after a mental meltdown, then came back with an AWESOME album! Talk about a tortured artist. From television cameos to the red carpet, Britney Spears stays relevant while doing everything possible not to stay relevant. This must defy some natural law, no?
Well, one thing is for sure, every time Britney Spears makes yet another comeback, I feel like a total underachiever. The woman is NOT human.
The question on my mind right now is this: Why can't Lindsay Lohan make a comeback?