Yeah, so guess who was rockin' the sleep study last night? Yeah, that would be me. If you've never experienced a sleep study, boy are you missing out! There's nothing like having random wires pasted to your scalp and two apparatuses shoved up your nose so they can try and pin sleep apnea on me. I know I don't have sleep apnea, I have like only ONE of the symptoms which is being tired... Incidentally, that's a symptom of so many other random diseases. What, is sleep apnea the new thyroid problem for fat people?
Ironically, the sleep study was located like 300 feet from that crazy metro stop Kris and I got stranded at like 9 days ago. It's in Arlington, the rich part, and it definitely was worth the drive. Dude, I am talking flat screen tv in my sleep study room. Sure it also had a night vision camera pointed at me while I slept in bed. I wore my husband's PJ's there because I thought it would be a little more appropriate... I know that sounds odd but being filmed while I sleep is too close to porno for me. Somehow, I felt I would be less sexy in my man's pajamas... As if the beached whale look is somehow enticing. Whatever, you know you want me.
Turns out, I didn't even have to wear my hubbys jammies... Cuz the crap they put all over my head and face would have made any pervert do a 180. Aside from the discomfort, this place was pretty swanky. I got a giant queen sized bed and this place was like the BMW of sleep studies. Could have something to do with it being located in Richville. I also liked that the bathroom had stuffed sheep and the bedroom had a Texas theme. How me is that?Speaking of Texas... Anthony won an essay contest with the help of yours truly and we're both going to Austin! All expenses paid! It was a good day yesterday. Sleep study and all.
Now if I end up on the internet on Sleeping Chubby Chicks dot net, you heard it here first...